Good news Everyone!

inactiveblogger:

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

(via spaceemail)

edrockbells:

there is no “tumblr hivemind” tumblr does not “contradict itself” nor is tumblr “welcoming and accepting” tumblr is not a single person it’s a fuckton of people with different opinions. those two contradictory text posts by sj bloggers you saw today were made by different people

(Source: bluelanternrazer, via spookiesnewsies)

edrockbells:

there is no “tumblr hivemind” tumblr does not “contradict itself” nor is tumblr “welcoming and accepting” tumblr is not a single person it’s a fuckton of people with different opinions. those two contradictory text posts by sj bloggers you saw today were made by different people

(Source: bluelanternrazer, via spookiesnewsies)

kingcheddarxvii:

me when the homestuck game comes out: oh, hey, I remember buying this…. I was so excited…. just a lad back then…

my child: dad what are you looking at

me: that’s right I am a father now. I don’t have time for this. c’mon kiddo let’s go play catch that’s the only game I need. I’m 47

(via rainbowthinker)

robbonp:

ive found him

(via luigiman)

How to play a wood wind instrument by a brass player

whompinqwillow:

  • wet reed
  • put together instrument
  • sell your soul to Satan
  • blow air

(via luna-lovegood-is-better-than-you)

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni, via the-winter-solider)

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo






I see nothing wrong with the last one

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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I see nothing wrong with the last one

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via briansandstorm)

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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casualcissexism:

every homestuck artist at least once: fuck i forgot the horns

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graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

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(via cosbyykidd)

I don’t care about the politics of the gaming industry and corruption and that shit I just want to be able to spell the word boobs and make my character bara as hell